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In an effort to capture mindshare of the powerful K-6 lunchtime demographic, Hormel has acquired the Skippy peanut butter brand from Unilever for $700 million and 3 Pokemon cards.

“The sandwich continuity — ham, turkey, peanut butter – goes along well.” said Jeffrey Ettinger, Hormel Foods CEO.

This entry was posted in meat on January 3, 2013 by garrick.