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We were gossiping about coworkers over dinner, coworkers who don’t leave helpful notes in databases. Milo says, “perhaps its another example of feng shui illiterate.” Yeah maybe, I not being familiar with feng shui applied to data entry. What he actually said was: functionally literate. Of course.

A couple days ago, we were doing our usual morning commute. We were stuck behind a slow-going Crown Victoria from the eighties. Milo says, “That car smells like it gets twelve miles to the gallon.” Me, I reply, “Don’t we all.” We then tried to figure out an appropriate context to let someone know that they smell like they get twelve miles to the gallon. Still thinking.