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1a- a person who has recently become intelligent.

1b- a person who makes a vulgar display of their intelligence.

noun. For outbound calls, she offers extentions to press or blandly states the number is not inservice. For incoming calls, she offers deals on drycleaning or satellite tv ( today I picked up the landline and she said: I’m sorry. I’m not sure what to think of that).

noun. sheath of rankness. “The waiter at Bakers Square is doused in hobo cologne.”