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July 5, 2005

Filed under: General Stuff

Hear What #1

We were watching the cable tv this past weekend. There was an elaborate advertisement for what appeared to be an oversized awning to attach to a patio. I thought the voiceover said: protection against subatomic waste. My first thought was: subatomic waste is what people are worried about but you know, it’s a culture of fear. My second thought was: how is an oversized awning going to protect people from that? Then I realized the voiceover actually promised protection from the suns harmful rays.


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